I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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