So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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