do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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