all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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