when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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