What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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