We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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