Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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