just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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