As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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