dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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