all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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