it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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