Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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