I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you win again, gameday.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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