can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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