So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
