she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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