i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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