Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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