He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
