i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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