so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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