I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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