so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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