There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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