i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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