Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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