Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
