glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I will die if light touches me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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