He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The power of my boobs compel you
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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