And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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