dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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