Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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