is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
tell me about the fingering
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