i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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