Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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