bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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