I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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