He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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