sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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