what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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