fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so explain again why im purple
no
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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