Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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