I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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