Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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