On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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