Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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