You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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