Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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