I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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