Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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