oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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